#imajerk

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All this time outside has afforded me the luxury of waiting for the neighbor dogs to come out so I can bark at them. #waitingpatiently #brotherkatsu #dhdrkatsu #imajerk #dobermansofinstagram #ivegotallthetimeintheworld

I know you shouldn’t be touching your face at this time but what about other peoples faces? Haha jk. I know. 😉 but this is me poking my husband in the face. 👉😑 . . . #poking #annoying #annoyinggirlfriend #annoyingwife #wife #husband #husbandandwife #marriedlife #married #quarantine #quarantinelife #stayhome #donttouchyourface #donttouchme #dontgetsick #poke #stayhealthy #stayathome #utahartist #utahartists #imannoying #imajerk #annoying #boredathome

I HATE SIMON SO MUCH!! HES ANNOYING AND I DON'T LIKE HIS DESIGN! HE ALSO WON'T MOVE OUT >:( #animalcrossingnewhorizons #animalcrossing #ihateyou #die #uglymonkey #disgusting #perishinhell #annoying #yousuck #bad #terrible #imajerk

Couple of videos of me being a jerk and the cats being cute hahaha **warning slight jump-scares**... so we have a paradox I would advise you to turn the volume up for the cute meows but then you'll be scared along with them hahaha... #catmom #catsofinstagram #catsarecute #cuuuute #tinymeows #conekitty #taillesscat #jumpscare #imajerk

Tbt #imaJerk 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

#imajerk according to @priscillaschauer_ lol

Made my dad spend $170 at the vets because I faked being sick 😬 may or may not have just had the #mondayblues.. (clue: may) #oops #sorrynotsorry #imajerk #puppersofinstagram #pandapup #puppyadventures

“What do you mean ‘tea candle’?” “Oh that thing.” “No idea what happened to that.” #sorrynotsorry #wfhlife #teacherlife #payattentiontome #24/7 #velcrodog #whathappenswhenyourenotlooking #imajerk #myfriendscallmetate #adoptdontshop #snaggletooth #coloradodog

* Uncle Andrew's Dirty Jerk Rubbed Pork * - Roasted Fennel, Carrots & Potatos - - Scallion & Carrot Salad, with a Pinoy Coconut Vinegrette - #beardedchef #bored #quarantinelife #imajerk

And again. You just can’t fuck with my jerk game. #imajerk

The stay-at-home order has allowed me spend my day getting two bedrooms painted, three closets cleaned out, a few beers slammed, yoga x 2, new house projects going, house clean, and lots of dancing in one of my favorite t-shirts. This baby expresses just how I’m feeling about this #covid_19 The rona vibes has me all up in my grumpy and confined feelings. 🤬🤬🤬 #effyouseekay #tshirt #imajerk #survivalofthefittest

Just filling buddies car with honeybees #bees #pranks #imajerk #funny #mean #comedy #crazy #topthat

When you’re still working, but quarantine still gets to you... Who better to mess with than your roommate? ⁣💜🙃🤷‍♀️😘 •⁣ •⁣ •⁣ •⁣ #sorrynotsorry #entertainment #gottahavefun #roommate #hello #happy #smile #beetch #quarantine #shesisolatednow #nohumantowelsforyou #letthegamesbegin #dontbeungrateful #washyourbod #soapy #2020 #imajerk #pranks #hah #goodvibes #loveyouthough @maddydillman

FREE BOOK TODAY!!! March 26 2020 until the end of Saturday March 28 2020. The most complete 20 years of research ever performed on the Afterlife. See with your own eyes that you will live forever! There is physical worlds within worlds occupying the same space. Which world are you headed for? Heaven? (Awesome!) The guy said on another Journey "This place is right under Hesven." (Awesome too!).or the Third Heaven (Bad place all the jerks are there!) or the place many others seen that Jesus talks about all the time. (If you see that place you will come back as a saint........ #jerks #immean #immeanaf #imajerk #iliketokillthings

I’m a Jerk Rasta Pasta... . . . Being stuck at home brings out the chef in me. Created this dish with my I’m a Jerk Marinade. So tasty and spicy😋. . . . . #quarantinedmeals #chefnikki #richandpourcondiments #nomnom #rastapasta #imajerk #tasty #spicy #womanthatcancook #fettuccine @richandpourfoodco

Web image, not us. And - why? Simple, because #imajerk

Told my dad to hurry and check the toilet because it's "smoking". He didn't appreciate my humor as much as I did 😆 This is how I'll survive this quarantine 😂 #toiletpaper #lol #Prank #quarantine #Imajerk

Sorry! I broke quarantine! I'm going stir crazy, cabin fever, nuts! I needed the exercise too. Downtown is almost completely empty. Cops are EVERYWHERE! Every couple blocks cops are posted in cruisers and circling bicycles patrolling. All the stores are closed and not really a reason to go outside. I'm a dick. I didn't stay out that long. It's cold with snow flurries but it was nice to go outside. 🤓👉👈❄🌬 . . . #everythingisclosed #quarantine #keepcalm #bored #alrightalrightalright #chicago #secondcity #empty #2020 #artsy #apocalypse #covid_19 #theseareweirdtimes #weirdo #dick #sorry #brokequarantine #dontlicktoilets #downtownchicago #dontbenasty #dontdowhatido #imajerk

#REPOSTCHALLENGE Free GOURMET KITCHEN JERK EXPERIENCE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Ready... Set 🤚🏾 Go ....... Rules: Repost any of your favorite Kitchen Jerk Post Tag EVERYONE 😜 Tag @thekitchenjerk The Most Likes or Views by 7pm Will receive 🙈🙈🙈🙈 👆🏾 This Meal Free with Delivery on Us #whatsjerkin #imajerk #dcfood #dctakeout #repost #explore #challenge #ghostkitchen

With the stores being nearly empty I was lucky to find a seasoning just for me! #imajerk #madeforme #ishejoking

Caterpillar Update: They are all gone! Why’s that? Because they were never caterpillars to begin with 🤦🏼‍♀️Yes, the creatures I swore I saw moving were just pussy willows. Sending out a public apology to those I scolded for suggesting they were not insects 🙏🏼 and those anxious to help me identify them. #ImAJerk #LaughItUp #NotInfestedAfterAll #KnowsNothingAboutNature #HallucinatingMoreOftenThanIRealize #HumbleApologies #Mill_iken

This week we celebrated my #gotchaday - the official day was March 11. I love it here. #idowhatiwant there’s #norules and my favorite person in the whole world comes to visit me! She cuddles with me, shares her food and yells at mummy when she yells at me... my grandma is the best. When she is around I try to be on my very best behavior, but if I fall out of line, she gives me hugs and kisses and tells me I’m handsome. #catsofinstagram #rescuecats #eddiespaghettimeatballs #eddiethecat #eddiespaghetti #idowhatiwant #imajerk #iamloved

Throw back Thursday to 2016 when I gave @jsl.rx a box within a box within a box (I forgot how many boxes) full of candy, cookies and a Millenium Falcon LED light. The smallest box had a keychain from my trip to Australia 😂🤣😂 Would you believe he still has some of that candy left today?! #tbt #whitecoatceremony #pharmacyschool #pharmacystudent #futurepharmacist #nerd #milleniumfalcon #milleniumfalconlight #ledlight #nightlight #starwars #boxinabox #keychain #austrailia #candy #whiterabbit #whiterabbitcandy #candycane #fruitgummies #chocolate #pocky #coconut #coconutcookies #imajerk

Phoebe (behind me) doesn’t feel good. I made her drop her anti nausea medication and then I ate it, because I’m a jerk. . . . . #corgi #corgisofinstagram #corgination #pembrokewelshcorgi #imajerk #dogshaming #ihavenoshame